I've tried to stop being surprised about anything around here anymore. The two-year-old toddler is using the zucchini as a baseball bat? Of course. The one-year-old toddler took a bite out of said bat? Obviously. Both toddlers are mad that they can't both use the zucchini bat at the same time? Well, yeah. THIS IS WHAT WE DO ALL DAY.

In case you'd like to use your zucchini for say, eating, here are some great ideas: